Funny Story

I was coming home from Fred Meyer the other night and as I was approaching the intersection of a very busy road I saw a bunch of cop cars with lights flashing across the street at a gas station I was so intrigued as I have always been with cop cars and ambulances anyhoo I guess I gawked a little too long and before I knew it my lane had went from two to one and I had proceeded to drive over 3 huge Orange Traffic Cones, you know the ones that are so orange and huge even Mr. Magoo could see them, Those 3 cones became wedge under my car so as I drove through the intersection where all the cops were that is all you could hear was the thump thump thump of the cones, I quickly pulled over yes in the same gas station as all of the cops were at and got under my car and pulled the smashed down cones out and tried to put them to the side so as not draw attention to myself. I am quite sure that numerous other drivers got a good laugh for the night. HeeHee